Half a year ago my life was destroyed, my girlfriend(deceased) thought it would be a great idea to leave me for some asshole after a three year relationship. After that I didn't know what to do, I retreated from my usual activities and withdrew from my friends and family, I never left my room and ate one meal a day at most. Three months ago my friend introduced me to a book. A book that has cured all my problems and helped me achieve the perfect form I am now. The Necronomicon. I destroyed all my enemies with it and finally got my revenge against all that ever hurt me. I gained a raise at my job, got free college tuition, and even won 4000 dollars. It was written before the first jewish civilization and is a miracle worker, I've become the rich and powerful person I've always wanted to be.